Fraser, CO- It was a rare Saturday where the CUSA was on the radar, but we powered through Week2 thanks to Saban and Sanders. Both the Bama and Buffs games provided some of the best action over the weekend even though the coaches yielded different results (below).
CFGL-wise, the best hand was dealt by #3 The Guy Behind 199 Other Guys for a 95-point Perfecto. The only other perfect week belonged to #4 JFleming, who sits three points shy of THB199OG in the standings. At the apex of the League, #2 Noly Shit is within half a point of #1 Seven and all 200+ members have scored in the double digits. Awww. For the full 205 rankings check your conference.
Perfect-NO
As some of us know there’s no greater misery in life than losing a Perfecto on an unthinkable beat. And in Week2, such misery had wonderful company. Prayers up to the following members in their time of need.
–LongHornsBigWinner had TxTech -7 in the bag for a Perfecto. But down one point with :30 left, Tech forces a pick-six and loses by 8. Just tragic.
–Noly Shit almost hit his second straight Perfecto, but a late FG by Wake Forest hits the over/under perfectly. A tie breaks up a perfect week for a heck of a guy.
-My old lady, BAEheim, followed last week’s donut with a 4-for-5 performance and missed a Perfecto to a non-televised North Texas game. Oh the thrill of a play-by-play in text form. Refresh!
Turnover Culture
Primetime unveiled the Turnover Throne, the natural evolution of the Canes TO Chain. Thy fancy chair was sat upon four times, and the Buffs +3 scored the League + 668 points on the week and 947 points on the season. Will you be riding Ralphie til the wheels fall off? And in this arms race of takeaway one-upmanship, which school unveils the first turnover tattoo station and why is it Florida?
Good Boy of the Week
Win your Dog game, win the points of the spread. Simple, sure, but how do you spot a good underdog? I like to check their ears, gums, scrotum and spread to make sure the points won is worth the squeeze. Just one person’s opinion. Here is the most impressive specimen in Week2, with 8 of you winning it. Give that sweet baby a treat.
NO CHIP WINNER: beansalad and beska won +10 points each for their conference high 41’s, but no $25 is awarded. Week3 for the Academically Ineligible is worth $50 in case some of you hold money near and dear to your heart.
CHIP WINNER: The Lord shone down upon me as The Unders Taker won all games including a 3stack on CU and a Schlonghorn Dog with extra mustard.
CHIP WINNER: A million miles of fun was a UCF cover away from a Perfecto but still snags that Chip after cooking that Rice Dog if you know what I mean.
CHIP WINNER: Swamp Donkey gets an early season Chip and was an Oklahoma over away from a Perfecto. Harbaugh’s Heroes is the still the better man by 7 points.
CHIP WINNER: Three $line winners and a Wazzu Dog was the way for Hahn’s Heroes to win the Chip.
CHIPx2 WINNER: Since there was a tie in the conference for high score in Week1, the $25 transferred over to Week2. Veteran Riley Revival snagged the $50 Double Chip and marched into the Top10. 19-year member SCAGA is a tie away from his Schlonghorn destiny.
CHIP WINNER: The Jesse Palmers are the Belle of the ball with four members in the Top10. JFleming hit one of two Perfectos in Week2 and moved up to #4 after winning a Chip.
CHIP WINNER: After a humble 2.5 points in Week1, Clyde the Banana wins +10 points and $25 in Week2. The Portal is logjammed in the middle with a Bruin Boy on top and in the Top10.
CHIP WINNER: War Damn Turtle hit a 69 off a 4stack $line on the Canes. Nice! That’s good for a Chip and an invitation to the Top31.
CHIP WINNER: A Perfecto with a +1.5 point kicker on the NW $line was the formula for The Guy Behind 99 Other Guys. He’s up 196 spots to #3 and has over 100 points in only two weeks.
