Champion- $8K
2nd- $5.5K
3rd- $4.5K
4th- $3K
5th- $1.5K
6 thru 10th- $750 each
11 thru 15th- $500 each
16 thru 20th $200 each
Conference Winners: $200 each
Chips: $25 per week per conference
New Orleans, LA– On Saturday, 11 Perfectos struck and the Top20 had more movement than Urban Meyer’s hands at an Ohio Bar in 2021. In Week13, Buckeye fans were embarrassed again, this time at the hands of Ryan Day. Ohio St lost THE most points of the week with over -550 of them fading like McCord in the pocket. The scarlet and gray collapse was a turning point on the scoreboard and Stepbrothers, My NIL is worth nil and Golden Flashes took advantage with Perfectos that broke into Top10 territory. And with the dawn of Championship Week upon us, it’s time to find out if you’ll get paid this season or if you’ll have to pay a $25 bowl tax. Before the breakdowns, here’s what to expect next week.
Next Week: Championship Week
No Power Conferences, no stacking and no parlays. This next week you’ll pick 5 separate championship games and assign 25, 20, 15, 10 and 5 point values to them. Perfectos are still in play as are $lines and Dog games. Since 5-for-5 is 75 points, a Perfecto is worth 150 points. Keep in mind there are Friday games so be prepared to get em in if you want that Pac-12 or NM State game.
WEEK13 HIGHLIGHTS:
A MILLION MILES OF FUN FTW?– The vet’s been dangling his big picks on the score sheet all season long. And heading into the final week the veteran holds lovely a 37-point lead headed into the final week. Behind him, Stepbrothers is 38 points back. My NIL is worth nil and War Damn Turtle are down 44 and 45 points, respectively. Also still in the hunt is Golden Flashes and Roll Damn Tide JR who are less than 50 points back. A CFGL Championship will be determined next week and I just may dribble pee in my pants over it.
THIRD TIME, WHERE’S THE FUCKING CHARM?!- Golden Flashes ties for a Chip for the third time this season. No Chip for him this season, just a #6 ranking and a shot at the title.
MENAGE-A-PALMERS- Seven, Noly Shit, and JFleming fight it out at the top of the The Jesse Palmers at #22, #23, and #24. Only three points separate them heading into Championship Week.
SANDUSKY STAY CLOSE– #4WIndiana and Kinnick’s Kings are separated by less than 10 points in the Sanduskys and playing for Top5 money as well as a conference title.
PORTAL COMBAT– #2 Stepbrothers hit a 5stack $line on NW+6 and now leads #7 Roll Damn Tide by 10 points in The Portal. #13 Power Picks for Power Games and #17 Originole1 have a shot of playing the upset. Heck of a conference here, a HECK of a conference.
THE BOWL TAX CHILL With one week to go there is a lot on the line. Some of us are playing for Top5 or Top20 money. Some of us are playing for conference championships or side bets. And 77 of us are playing to avoid paying a bowl tax. If you don’t make the Top100 and haven’t won a Chip, be prepared to cough up $25 to enter the best time of the year: Bowl Season.
CHIP WINNER: Stumblin Drunks (101.5)- Perfecto and Cal Dog goes for triple digits and first Chip of the season. That’s up 8 points on two Chip winner, MikeDtiger with one week to go.
CHIP WINNER: CrazyMan (65)- Three $line winners, a Power game and Cal Dog +9 winners for his second Chip of the season. Go Ugly Early is up late but at least three have a shot at a Church Championship.
CHIP WINNER: Golden Flashes (92) and HawkSaint (92) both hit Perfectos and push the Chip until next week. Golden Flashes gets a third tie for a Chip of the season award. The prize is not getting $75. Ouch. A million miles of fun is up 47 points overall and Golden Flashes and Smidgidee have the best chance at catching him. The Shaved Ducks is cutting it close in a three-way tie at #100.
CHIP WINNER: My NIL is worth nil (96)- Perfecto with an Iowa $line +2 is the formula for #4 and 15 point lead over #9 Jamie O’Hare. Championship Week will determine the Gainesville Correctional championship.
CHIP WINNER: we cummin (61)- 5stack $line on Iowa +2 gets “the logo” the Chip and into the mix. Seven, Noly Shit, and JFleming fight it out at the top of the conference at #22, #23, and #24. CFGL veterans Les Venerables and [Sigh] Headset Toss have a real shot at The Jesse Palmers title as well. The Jesse Palmers is not a good conference, but I’ll be goddamned if it’s not an entertaining one.
CHIP WINNER: Super Mario (92) Perfecto is the winner this week after the 195 by #14 SBSlackers last week. #4WIndiana and Kinnick’s Kings are separated by less than 10 points and playing for Top5 money going into Championship Week. What a thrill.
NO CHIP WINNER: Pull what out (92) and Rocky Mountain Oyster Kush (92) had dueling Perfectos and they both got +10 but no Chip. Next week will be worth $50 and will also determine the most glorious brag of all time: Schlonghorn Champion.
CHIP WINNER: LaMaquina 3.0 was a stallion amongst mules with a Perfecto parlay and Cal Dog +9 winner. The huge win gets him out of the basement to #74 and in striking distance of the Top20 money. #5 War Damn Turtle and #10 Meegs3000 will settle the Touchdown Jesuses title on Saturday.
CHIP WINNER: Stepbrothers (87)- 5stack $line on NW+6 earned Chip #2. Stepbrothers climbs to the top spot in the Portal. Roll Damn Tide JR trails by 10 and drops out of the Top 3 to #7 after Bama barely covered. Bittersweet win for Roll Damn Tide JR and next week will determine The Portal Champion.
CHIP WINNER: Ack (75)- A Perfecto with a Cal Dog +9 is good for a Chip and #53 spot. #2 Pickles is still the top Whore but The Guy Behind 199 Other Guys sits at #19 and Tiki 10-4 is at #20. If you’re an optimist, a Perfecto next week could determine a Trojan Whores title.
