Santa Fe, NM– By virtue of the binding conference it was ‘Merica in spades this weekend. Week3 was packed with life, five Liberty covers and the pursuit of Perfectos- with five members actually fulfilling their manifest destiny. One of them was LawyersGuns&Money, who hit the century after he soaked his Dog in a BYU Cougar. For those keeping score at home, Virgin Dogs totaled 56 points League-wide. In stacking news, Les Venerables played the silver bullet strategy and won a Mizzou $line 4stack and Dog worth 68.5 points and a Chip. But 12 CFGL’ers were bedshitters, and a dozen donuts means the collective “us” (you) needs to do better as a whole (you).
American and Buffaloes
The American conference and a herd of new CU fans took over in Week3. But Buffs bettors like me were slaughtered in droves for -297 points. The League also had a hell of a time in the American conference, with 10 less winners than the USA binding conference last week. Bama swindled the League for another -400 or so points and was by far the most picked game in the American. But as you can see, the Gators won people the most points after shutting down the Vols in Gainesville.
Binding conference success rate:
WK3: American / 47%
WK2: USA / 50.5%
WK1: MTN / 53.5%
Construction of a Perfecto
In Week3, 182 of us went out on a ledge for the perfect week. But only five didn’t splatter below on the asphalt like the skin-filled blood bombs we are. A tip of the hat goest out to those remarkable performances below. LawyersGuns&Money hit the century mark like a champion and CJK5H had what we call a “Poorfecto,” also known as a Perfecto that didn’t win a Chip. Instead, that Double Chip went to ol’ Ringo, who won 5-for-5 plus a Gator Dog kicker in the Academically Ineligible conference.
Movers and Quakers
Those who avoided the bandwagons this week trended towards prosperity. With such an early season, just one big week makes massive gains in the League landscape. These big time movers below headed North in the standings, away from the starving masses like #204 E’s Mugs and #205 The First Lady. Word is they have dysentery.
What Kind of Dog is That?
Thirty-four of us picked and won Florida +7 as our Dog game. The Gator Dogs were the highest grossing breed on the sheet this week with +238 points. Miami (OH) +14 was the most points scored from a singular Dog, a brilliant pick from Senor Go Ugly Early.
DOUBLE CHIP WINNER: Ringo gets the Double Chip after a Perfecto and Gator Dog combo. CJK5H gets that Poorfecto and emphasizes the importance of a Dog winner.
CHIP WINNER: Go Ugly Early hit that Miami (OH) Dog worth +14 to propel the veteran to the top of the standings for the Chip.
CHIP WINNER: A million miles of fun with a second straight Chip because of a Perfecto and a good attitude. And now look, #1 of the whole League.
CHIP WINNER: Beef Ref Forever got that early week Army Dog +8.5 and that was the difference for a conjugal visit from the conference Chip.
CHIP WINNER: #4WIndiana wins an Indiana Power game for a Perfecto and Mizzou Dog kicker.
CHIP WINNER: Mule Mafia hit 4 of 5 and a Gator Dog worth +7 for the conference-best Chip
CHIP WINNER: Les Venerables 4stacked and Dogged the Mizzou $line like a real man. Noly Shit edges a Perfecto and #1 ranking again.
CHIP WINNER: El Diablo won 3 for 5 and an FIU Dog winner that’s good enough for the Chip.
CHIP WINNER: LawyersGuns&Money went 6 for 6 including a Virgin Dog. The 100-pointer puts him in first in the conference ahead of Blue, who went 1-for-6.
CHIP WINNER: BigSubpoenas hit a Mizzou Dog winner and 4 of 5 to grab the +10 points and $25 Chip.
